{"product_id":"latch-key-sweater","title":"Latch Key Kid in Da House! Retro Gen X Funny Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRaised on freedom, snacks, and questionable decisions.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you know… you KNOW.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Latch Key Kid in Da House!”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e design is a shoutout to the original independent generation — the ones who came home to empty houses, made their own snacks, and somehow survived it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFeaturing a classic key-on-a-chain graphic and bold retro lettering, this piece delivers pure nostalgia with a side of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWhether you rocked this life or just appreciate the vibe, this one hits home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🔑 Retro latch key necklace design (instant throwback)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e😂 Funny, relatable Gen X humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👕 Perfect for casual wear, reunions, or gifting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e☕ Pairs well with coffee and “back in my day…” stories\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGen X legends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e70s \u0026amp; 80s kids\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eRetro lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAnyone who raised themselves (basically 😆)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"VitaminCeeFunMerch","offers":[{"title":"S \/ BLACK","offer_id":45261942685730,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ BLUE","offer_id":45261942718498,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ BLACK","offer_id":45261942751266,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ BLUE","offer_id":45261942784034,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ BLACK","offer_id":45261942816802,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ BLUE","offer_id":45261942849570,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ BLACK","offer_id":45261942882338,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ BLUE","offer_id":45261942915106,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ BLACK","offer_id":45261942947874,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ BLUE","offer_id":45261942980642,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ BLACK","offer_id":45261943013410,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ BLUE","offer_id":45261943046178,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ BLACK","offer_id":45261943078946,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ BLUE","offer_id":45261943111714,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ BLACK","offer_id":45261943144482,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ BLUE","offer_id":45261943177250,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8573\/9298\/files\/DD_Key_swt_blk.png?v=1777760342","url":"https:\/\/vitaminceefunmerch.myshopify.com\/products\/latch-key-sweater","provider":"VitaminCeeFunMerch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}